Watch 2010 Formula 1 Chinese Grand Prix Online

You do remember that we are having dinner with the Mehtas the weekend of April 18th, don't you dear?
Sorry, no can do, oh light-of-my-life. And, before you ask, that is the weekend I get to watch 2010 Formula 1 Chinese Grand Prix Online at watchf1online.net.
What on earth, and I know I'm going to regret asking this, but, needs must, what, pray tell, is the Chinese Grand Prix?
If I tell you, will you too watch 2010 Formula 1 Chinese Grand Prix Online at watchf1online.net and forego dinner with the Mehtas? He is anti-internal-combustion-engine, tree-hugger, and gets on my wick even under normal circumstances.
Before I watch 2010 Formula 1 Chinese Grand Prix Online at watchf1online.net, with you, I need to know what it is.
It saddens me, oh-pomegranate-of-my-soul, that one as learned and wise as you, can admit to such abysmal ignorance of what could possibly be one of the premier events of this 21st century. I, on the other hand, and because of my wide and, if I may be so immodest as to say, deep...
Are you going to tell me what the Chinese Grand Prix is, or am I going to have to resort to violence?
Tut, tut, thou thorny rose. It does not become one such as you to resort...okay, okay, I'll explain. At its base, the Chinese Grand Prix is a motor race. However, to characterize the Formula1 races as mere motor races is to malign, grievously, the efforts of some very clever and capable people. I watch 2010 Formula 1 Chinese Grand Prix Online at watchf1online.net because I appreciate the difference between motor cars and Formula1 racing machines. Besides, the race and the fact that it is taking place in Shanghai, in Mainland China, ranks it as a cultural milestone of the new century.
Now, wait one cotton-picking minute. I can understand your enthusiasm to get me to watch 2010 Formula 1 Chinese Grand Prix Online at watchf1online.net, but there is a limit. 'Cultural Milestone?' oh, come on now. Let's get serious.
I am serious. You do recall that China embraces the communist philosophy of total egalitarianism do you not. Moreover, you will also concede, no doubt, that racing cars for no particular purpose other than to see who gets 'there' the fastest is the quintessential capitalist way of celebrating wealth. The free market system of doing business is making in-roads into the Red Wall of Steel, Industrial Strength, and I would love to be in your company when I watch 2010 Formula 1 Chinese Grand Prix Online at watchf1online.net to see it happen.
You make a persuasive case, surprisingly persuasive, although I must admit, I have a feeling that there is a hidden agenda behind your desire for my company while you watch 2010 Formula 1 Chinese Grand Prix Online at watchf1online.net.
Perish the thought, oh-inquisitor-of-my-conscience, although, I must admit that when I imagine us getting set to watch 2010 Formula 1 Chinese Grand Prix Online at watchf1online.net, I always see a large platter of your exquisite deep-fried chicken and a large bowl of that piquant salsa you make, right there, next to the couch.

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